An unauthorized biography. Authorized by me.

Hi, I'm Christy. You may remember me from your childhood. I remember me from mine, sort of.

I was the voice of Kim Possible, Ren Stevens on Even Stevens, and Cadet Captain Stone in Cadet Kelly. I played Belle on Broadway. Then I spent a couple of decades figuring out who I am when nobody is yelling "action," which is a process I would describe as ongoing.

These days I write the Controlled Chaos Report, a free weekly dispatch for Toys R Us kids. I host WEIRDOS with my husband Brendan, a weekly show about a marriage between two people who have stopped pretending to be normal. I wrote a book called Once Upon a Trainwreck, which is exactly what it sounds like. And this holiday season I star alongside Lacey Chabert in Holiday Ever After, the first ever Hallmark and Disney film.

I live in Austin with Brendan and our two daughters, who think I am deeply uncool, and they are correct. I am a recovering people pleaser. I still apologize to furniture when I bump into it.